umm just what it says..

knottahooker:

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you’ve got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don’t want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don’t tape your windows, it doesn’t help and you’ll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that’s not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don’t go in your attic. You’ll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can’t hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

msaprildaniels:
“dailyunsolvedmysteries:
“ Two-headed tortoise Janus turns 25!“Janus, who also has two hearts, two pairs of lungs and two distinct personalities, would not have survived long in the wild as he cannot retract his heads into his shell...

msaprildaniels:

dailyunsolvedmysteries:

Two-headed tortoise Janus turns 25!

Janus, who also has two hearts, two pairs of lungs and two distinct personalities, would not have survived long in the wild as he cannot retract his heads into his shell to seek shelter from predators. But at the Geneva Natural History Museum, where he hatched in 1997, Bourgoin and her team of carers - who believe he is the world’s oldest bicephalic tortoise - can cater for his every need!

He is under constant surveillance in case he flips over, which could be fatal, and survived a bladder stone operation in 2020. His heads need periodic treatment with vaseline to stop them getting sore when they rub together.

His two personalities also generate different moods and tastes that can occasionally lead to conflict, for example over which direction to walk. “The right head is more curious, more awake, it has a much stronger personality. The left head is more passive and loves to eat,” Bourgoin said, adding that one head was partial to endives and the other to carrots.

This is wonderful. I love this so much. Conjoined turtles, having a long happy life and being taken care of is wonderful.

cloevr:

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

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evilsexy:

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

ryangoslingofficial:

genderjail:

Wtf did I just watch

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

silenthqll:

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anonymous requested:

MODER in THE RITUAL
2017 | dir. David Bruckner

stevenboxleitner:

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux

Daisuke 'Jiggy' Jigen for the blorbo bingo!

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Jiggin’

some clarifications

  • incorrect fandom takes = most of the takes that aren’t The Jigen Essay, or the t**nami-watchers kind who boil his character down to shooting his gun and hating Fujiko
  • war criminal = he is literally an ex-soldier in some timelines
  • pretty privilege/biting my fist = some but not all jigens. Not All Jigens Are Made (and drawn) Equal
  • STOP PUTTING HIM IN (HETEROSEXUAL) SITUATIONS

eta: i forgot 2 highlight writers dropping the ball w him to focus on lupin or Character Of The Week bc that’s something that happens a lot, dang

veeranger:

Ending Theme for Kamen Rider Black RX

Dareka ga Kimi o Aishiteru / Someone Loves You

Performed by Miyauchi Takayuki

gojira-1:

gojira-1:

where is my yasonobu indulgence……………..

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i have to do everything around here

redsamuraiii:

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Ultraman Blazar (Ep 6)

The two “nosy” ladies eavesdropping had me chuckling. 🤣

shittytokudetails:

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they had to make an excuse to get this man shirtless, I mean, mr. kajihara probably asked for it himself